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Married for many years, Paul had been ignored by his wife, Liz, for some days, so eventually he confronted her with what he perceived as the problem.
‘Come on Liz, admit it,’ he ranted, ‘You only married me because my granddad left me $6 million, didn’t you?’
‘You really are silly, Paul,’ retorted Liz loudly, ‘I couldn’t care less who left it to you.’
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Mom: Because white defines peace and happiness.
Me: Then why does the groom always wear black?
Mom: Well, the opposite of why the bride wears white.